XOXO

I can’t wait to cut my hair short

Jul 24
Jul 24

(via heyitsjennifer)

you know what I can’t fucking wait until I’m in Cancun on sunday it is time for a vacation and I haven’t been out of the country in like 2 years

I want to go to Chichen Itza!

Jul 24

who wants to see a video of the fat on my relaxed legs shaking and thundering and rippling in slo motion? 

Jul 24

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via zac-afron)

Jul 23
Jul 23

(Source: bricesander, via zac-afron)

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via zac-afron)

Jul 23
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
Jul 23

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via zac-afron)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via zac-afron)

Jul 23
Jul 23

(Source: funkies, via zac-afron)